I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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