first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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