just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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