Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
