I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
