Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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