Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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