If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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