The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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