It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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