i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i can't believe i had my finger in that
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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