We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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