walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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