i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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