Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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