omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I had to cum in my sink.
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