According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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