I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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