i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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