Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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