That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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