HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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