What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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