No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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