at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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