I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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