Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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