The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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