Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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