As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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