Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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