Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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