It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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