I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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