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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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