did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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