sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Will exercising make me less horny?
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