hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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