Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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