Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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