I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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