Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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