I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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