I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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