I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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