Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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