two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
