a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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