i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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