so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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