in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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