I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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