I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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