Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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