I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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